New Orleans Strippers on Wheels: Terms of Service

PAYMENT:

Currently, we accept CASH and CREDIT CARD PAYMENTS ONLY. NO CHECKS period.
Please have full payment ready upon delivery of the entertainers.

DEPOSIT:

Deposits are mandatory for booking bachelor bachelorette party entertainment. If entertainment does not arrive, you are guaranteed a 100% full refund. Reason for deposit is to ensure no cancellations. It also reserves your specific time and date of entertainment. We run a professional company and have no time for nonsense. In the event, you have to cancel your reservation. We require as much 48 hours advance notice. If cancellations are not made within 48 hours you are subjected to a non-refundable deposit. We appreciate your understanding with this matter.

CANCELLATION:

In the event that you have to cancel your reservation, please be kind and considerate give us as much 48 hours notice. If cancellation is not made within 48 hours you are subjected to a non-refundable deposit.

RESPONSIBILITIES OF THE PARTY HOST YOU, DANCER(s), and Strippers on wheels:

Strippers On Wheels works very hard to ensure your party goes off without a hitch. We dot all our "i's" and cross our "t's", however, situations do arise from time to time that require special attention or immediate action.

MISCONDUCT:

To help avoid any problems during the show, it is in your best interest to delegate someone; the best man, party host, home owner, etc., to help maintain the crowd and handle any rough play, fights, or unruly behavior. This is very important because any such problems may endanger your party and force us to cease the show and withdraw our entertainers immediately. Our entertainers are top notch and should be treated accordingly. Should a problem arise, you must call the office of Strippers On Wheels during the show so that we may rectify the problem immediately. Failure to call will result in possible termination of the show without any consideration for a full or partial refund.

PROBLEM SOLVING:

Should the show be altered or stopped by either party due to unfortunate circumstances, Strippers On Wheels must be notified during the show immediately in order to try and rectify the situation or so that you may be considered a full or partial refund should that be the case. Our main concern is finding a solution to the problem and giving the go ahead to resume your entertainment.

RECEIPT OF DELIVERY:

At the time the entertainment is delivered, the client has ordered from Strippers on wheels it is the receipt will ensure that the entertainment chosen was delivered as requested and on time or within 30 minutes of scheduled arrival. We cannot be held responsible for wrong times, directions, addresses, or any other incorrect or incomplete information that may alter your show in any way.

REFUNDS AND DISPUTES:

A full or partial refund will possibly be considered BEFORE or DURING the show by speaking with the owner or individual delivering the entertainment or by calling the office of Strippers on wheels. (Calling for a refund after the show has ended is NOT an option.)
A refund will be considered for these two reasons ONLY:

1) The show portion can be deemed unsatisfactory only under one condition: The duration of the show does not meet the time requirements. If this is the case, you must call Strippers On Wheels while the show is still in progress and the entertainers are still there. We will try to rectify the problem immediately so that all parties have fulfilled their agreements and responsibilities.

2) If the entertainment does not arrive due to irresponsibility. This has never happened, however, given the unfortunate case it does, Strippers On Wheels will take the appropriate action of terminating the employee(s) immediately and offer other entertainment if you are willing to substitute.
You must be willing to settle any disputes reasonably, logically, and within legal parameters within a reasonable amount of time and with a clear head. Drunken or violent arguments or unreasonable requests will not be tolerated or considered for any refunds.

PLEASE NOTE:
We cannot be held responsible for acts of nature (tornadoes, thunderstorms, etc.) or traffic accidents that may make our entertainers late or cause us to cancel the show. If this should occur, though, we will make every effort to provide you with the entertainment you booked within a reasonable amount of time. If this is impossible, we will forego any arrangements you have made with Strippers On Wheels and refund any and all payments that may have been made previously.

We cannot be held responsible for any refunds if your show is interrupted or ceased by law enforcement, getting kicked out of your hotel room, house, boat or bus for any reason.
We do our very best to deliver your entertainment on time, however, bad weather, bad directions, accidents and driving distance may play a part in the punctuality of our delivered entertainment. Therefore, a 30-minute allowance each side of your time window will be given for delivery times should any of these unforeseen circumstances occur.

WHAT WE DO NOT PROVIDE

1) WE ARE NOT A MASSAGE SERVICE!
We strictly prohibit escort and massage services at Strippers On Wheels and any such services will never be an option. Our forte will always be the offering of the best quality stripping. We do not put up a phony front to engage in illegal activities, so if that is what you are in search of, please look elsewhere.

2) WE DO NOT PROVIDE ONE-ON-ONE ENTERTAINMENT
We will only entertain for groups of 4 or more. If you are looking for a one-on-one service of any kind, please look elsewhere. Strippers On Wheels caters to group events only.

3) WE ARE NOT A STRIP CLUB - - - We are better than a strip club!- - -
We deliver private entertainment to you at your location.

4) WE ARE NOT A SEX PHONE LINE
If we receive a call that involves lewd and lascivious questions or the use of any such language, we will not engage in a conversation and will discontinue your call immediately. Further legal action will be taken if deemed necessary.

5) WE STRICTLY PROHIBIT THE USE, PURCHASE, OR SALE OF DRUGS AND PROSTITUTION
Our Entertainers do not use or sell drugs, or engage in prostitution of any kind. If that is what you are looking for, please look elsewhere. We do not engage in this activity